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Saturday. 6.25.05 9:00 pm
Update -Same Day-

I have decided to write Jerry a letter as well
*ahem*

Dear Geri,
I think your name is way to long and hard to say to be on an ice cream container. I mean comon dude, who the fuck wants to eat ice cream with a name so big on it that theres no room left for the flavors. Now dont get me rong, I thin your cool. Your name however..ehh... I'll bet theres a bunch of little kids who eat Hagen Daz cuz they cant spell Jerrrrrey or whatever. Just change your damn name bro. For the good of all of us! Oh and by the way, the tour guide that i had at the factory was awsome! Oh and tell me if u really are going out with Ben. Cuz i think his names too good for you.
From, Dishy
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Ahh..

Well I have just returned from a week long trip to the beautiful forested and mountainous state of Vermont. Believe me man, that place makes New Jersey (or at least the heart of N.J.) look like that crap you left in your buddy's front yard after he beat you in basketball. Yeah, you know, the one that the dog ate then threw up all over the carpet?

-What your imagining now, yeah thats edison.

Anyway making the transition from a pool of radiation and dead kids to fresh air and Ben and Jerry's ice cream was delightful.

-On my first day there I slept.
-On the second day I slept and ate.
-On the third day I slept, ate, and did a bit of shopping.
-On the fourth day i slept, ate, shopped and went to the Ben & Jerrys factory.
-On the fifth day i slept, ate, shopped, sat around, and almost got killed by a hitman.
-On day six i went up to Montreal, Quebec, Canada to eat lunch.
-On day seven i woke up really early just so that i oculd come back to Shitpile land and waste my life writing blog entries on nutang.com

While at the Ben and Jerrys factory, I decided to write a letter to ben...
It was as follows:

Dear Ben,
I think your the best out of you and Jerry. I like you better. Not that I dont like Jerry, i just like you better. So dont go telling Jerry that i hate him. Cuz i dont. Anyways, I like you better mostly cuz of your name. it's much easier to spell. Not only is it shorter, but sometimes i dont know about Jer's name over there. Whats with that shit. I dont know if its a G or a J or if there are two R's or if its a I or a Y at the end. You should tell him to fix his name.
Love, Dishy

I dont think my letter got to him though... oh well...

Gotta run..ill update this later..
8 Comments.


Y'know...
I've never thought like that and I don't think I ever will. Sounds like you had an interesting trip, though.
Also, if you ever want to make sure some incredibly sarcastic letter makes it to something intelligent enough to read it, find a comment card and use that - they pay people to read 'em.
» desertsnowstorm on 2005-06-25 10:09:44

odd thing is,
I'm the same way w/ Jerry's name... I never know if it's a J or G at the beginning. I know it's a bit late... almost 3 weeks, but welcom to the fabulous land of nutang. It would suck if the letter didn't get to him ~ it's a good letter.
» MidnightMonkey on 2005-06-25 10:27:05

Thanks
Thanks Guys. Your pretty much the first hits other than my couzin ive gotten so far...
» dishysucubus on 2005-06-25 11:00:32

ahahahaha. you make me laugh. have a splendid sunday!
» ieatsharpobjects on 2005-06-26 09:09:31

Thank you
You too!
» dishysucubus on 2005-06-26 01:24:13

LOL I like your site! very interesting stuff here! I'm liking it alot! Good 2 have U on nutang!!
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