The History Of Dishy Sucubus
Tuesday. 6.28.05 1:29 pm
Recently I was asked by a buddy where my somewhat obscure internet alias (Dishy Sucubus) came from. Of course, I told him that i was too tired to tell him such a long story (which was true). But then, another being of somewhat higher significance asked me the same question. This is what I told him (More or less):
It all started one day when my cousin Ed and I were sitting around doing nothing but being lazy ass bums playing XBOX (XXX-Box in france). As i reached my hand into the jumbo bag of 'FatMan' brand pork rinds, i noticed a small card lying on my floor. I didn't pay much attention to it at first, but then it hit me! It had the number 2 on it in big bold font. 'I love the number two' I thought. So I put my controller down and tried to reach the lovely portarit of the greatest number in existance. But alas, I could not reach the divine card. My cousin suggested that I get up, and walk over to pick it up, but I wisely decided against such a dubious decision. I had a better idea anyway. I picked out the longest peice of fried pig fat i could find, and used it as an extension of my arm!. Brilliant!
Once I had grasped the plastic wonder I gazed lovingly at it for hours (12 seconds). Then i noticed something else about it. Yes, thats right, I read what it said. I know, I know, you may be thinking 'What a burdonsome act for a lazy shitbag' but i did it. And it read as follows:
2 MONTHS FREE OF X-BOX LIVE (XXX-Live-Box in france).
-Play with your friends over the internet!
-Pick up chicks!
Wow. I told Ed about what i had found and then slept for 3 hours. When I awoke, I decided to try and activate my 2 month subscription to the only service that lets your have babies WHILE playing video games. I entered my code and I was on my way!
First it asked me general info, you know birthdate, credit card info, sexual orientation, the usual. Then It asked me for a username that I would like to use. 'Hmm,' I thought 'What should I make as my user-AHAH!' I had it. Wait no, nevermind.
After hours of thinking (yes i said hours again, it must have been a few days already) I decided to just go with this nickname that my school baseball coach gave me. PattyMac. or maybe I should use my track nickname, TrattyTrac. Nah PattyMac 'll have to do.
So I entered it (and yes Ed laughed through that.) and it said, "Were sorry! Another Fag has allready taken that loser nickname, would you like to see similar usernames that are available." I selected yes and it gave me these options:
Wait what? WTF?
'What the fuck is a dishy sucubus' I thought. So i decided to researh it. (Google)
Apparently a Sucubus is this:
I found some other pictures too but, I didnt think they were "clean" enough to post.
'So lets see' I thought, 'I know what a dish is, and i guess a sucubus is some deamon chic who likes to kill shit, so I guess I'll hi-jack it!
And thus, Dishy Sucubus was born.
-Just so you know---->Now you Know
Excellent story. That's exactly how it happened, too. By the way, "dishy" actually is an adjective that means "Gossipy; sensational; Chiefly British Slang. Good-looking; attractive."
» le_battement on 2005-06-28 08:42:23
When you say exactly, are you verifying that you are a lazy ass worthess bum?
» dishysucubus on 2005-06-28 09:02:21
LOVE the story, nice history behind it.
I wish the display was wider on this computer, i can't see your last couple of words on each post example: that loser nick---------------- would you....... my computer can't go any higher of a display, its crap, lol
» CPKviperpheonix on 2005-07-01 10:11:52
Thanks, nice site yourself by the way.
» dishysucubus on 2005-07-01 09:27:18
pshhhh....oh my goodness pat are you calling me a dare i say it guy ahem you wrote a friend blah blah blah then HE ugh afraid to admit you talk to girls especially those which are family, who's ed a mclane cousin? i know hes not a weigand you and keith and justin i think. Anyway just wanted you to know how offended i was that you reffered to me as a guy and then said someone of GREATER SIGNIFICANCE? Are you kidding pat sheesh!!! Who was your bud during chicken pox and who feeling badly for you swam in underwear instead of a bathingsuit?? That's right bec your cousin who is of ANY SORT greater significance????????
» bec (22.214.171.124) on 2005-07-04 06:29:47
We know who you are big boy!
» amd4life on 2005-07-11 07:49:50
Any day of the week
» amd4life on 2005-07-11 08:05:56
» amd4life on 2005-07-11 08:06:39
CHECK your pants
» amd4life on 2005-07-11 08:15:27
Your stink at HALO
I heard about you pooping in your pants from playing halo for 10 hours straight.
» amd4life on 2005-07-12 08:53:40
please stop lying about girlfriend
Cyber girlfriends don't count, besides what girl would want to hang out with someone that pooped in ther pants because they played halo for 10 hours straight.
» amd4life on 2005-07-12 08:56:02
Are you going to the LAN PARTY?
Let me know so we can meet up before hand. Get some MCD or DQ!
» amd4life on 2005-07-13 10:45:07
This is very funny....VERY Funny
What an immature faggot.
» dishysucubus on 2005-07-13 09:14:34
Do you think I am bundle of sticks?
How many hours have you been playing Halo for or Days? Check your pants, I think you had another accident.
» Bundle of sticks? (126.96.36.199) on 2005-07-14 08:18:18
It is an amusing phrase
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